This is the first blog posting on two subjects: bad ideas that generate revenue for the hometown team (factual) and creative ways for the Sox to increase revenue (fictional).

Fleecing the Nation: Sorry guys but a DVD of the World Series ring ceremony is a freebie you throw in for plucking down a hundred bucks on […]

The Red Seat, Japan HQ was representing at the Stones show at Fenway Park last night! Details and photos will be posted in the weeks to come, but there was much fun to be had by all. At one point, a Sox hat was thrown on stage. Mick picked it up, stylishly placed it on […]

Book Jacket: Everybody’s fave long haired wildman (J.D.) stick out his tongue and waves his bat in a completely PG13 manner, it’s friendly with just the right amount of kooky oddball. The perfect mix of art and commerce - Five stars.

Book: Let’s put it this way, Johnny has a much better throwing arm than ability […]

It appears that Tony Graffanino is the new Funky Cold Medina. The mystical properties of FCM are that it makes the ladies love you, like a potion or as Tone Loc suggests - an aphrodisiac. If our man Tony hits like that every night, what’s not to love?!?

Rap/sing using your best Tone Loc lower register:
Ton-y […]

I prefer not to dwell on last night’s 12-0 loss to the Twins. Instead, I’ve been spending my time this morning thinking about Joe Torre. Yes, Red Sox fans, you read that right - Joe Torre, manager of the Gashouse Gorillas down in the Bronx. While flipping from the Sox game last night to […]

Just sitting here pulling daisy petal’s out one-by-one playing the “Love AA, Hate AA” game. Sorry to bore you with shop talk but these guys at AA are such sinners and saints and the split personality is driving me crazy.

Good: Made in USA, no sweatshop, decent wages, stylish, 100% cotton and OH, so buttery soft.
Bad: […]

Stumbled upon this evolution of said Chief. It’s amazing how timeline-wise it just keeps getting worse. In the immortal words of Joe Castiglione (taken entirely out of context), “can you believe it?”

The only thing worse than Aaron Boone’s batting average is that he’s underperformed while promoting (for MLB) the unnerving grin of Wahoo. […]