Red Sox Emergency Telethon
After seeing the success of the Jimmy Fund telethon during the Yankee/Sox doubleheader, it became painfully apparent that the Red Sox should implement an emergency telethon to raise all necessary funds to purchase a pitching staff that can throw something other than batting practice. The Jimmy Fund raised $3 million - pretty impressive but one can only imagine the flood of donations for this call to arms. Thanks to Kiff for coming up with the idea so crazy it just might work!